Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible without surrender
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons,
they are vexations to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain or bitter;
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs;
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals;
and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love;
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment
it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be,
and whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful.
Strive to be happy.

Sushi. Assembled by me. Technically made by Chef Jay.

Sushi. Assembled by me. Technically made by Chef Jay.

whoa.

whoa.

Reblogged from flavorpill
thedailywhat:

Monster Slipper of the Day: Tom Boddingham is the proud owner of a brand new monster’s paw-shaped bed. One problem, though: He ordered a slipper.
Boddingham says the Chinese company that manufactures the slipper missed the decimal point in his custom order: He wanted a size 14.5 left, but got a size 1,450 instead.
“It was sent directly from Hong Kong and measures 210 x 130 x 65cms – the same length as a grizzly bear or a family car,” the 27-year-old from Ilford, East London, is quoted as saying. “I reckon I must be the owner of the biggest slipper in the world.”
The company has since apologized to Boddingham, and promised to send him a replacement slipper. Asked why the request for a XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL monster’s paw didn’t raise any flags, a spokesman said the employees thought it was meant as a prop for a window display.
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Everyone knows I love exceptionally large things. This one might rank at the top of the list. 

thedailywhat:

Monster Slipper of the Day: Tom Boddingham is the proud owner of a brand new monster’s paw-shaped bed. One problem, though: He ordered a slipper.

Boddingham says the Chinese company that manufactures the slipper missed the decimal point in his custom order: He wanted a size 14.5 left, but got a size 1,450 instead.

“It was sent directly from Hong Kong and measures 210 x 130 x 65cms – the same length as a grizzly bear or a family car,” the 27-year-old from Ilford, East London, is quoted as saying. “I reckon I must be the owner of the biggest slipper in the world.”

The company has since apologized to Boddingham, and promised to send him a replacement slipper. Asked why the request for a XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL monster’s paw didn’t raise any flags, a spokesman said the employees thought it was meant as a prop for a window display.

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Everyone knows I love exceptionally large things. This one might rank at the top of the list. 

Reblogged from The Daily What

Since my beloved Milwaukee Brewers didn’t quite make the cut, I’m forced to cheer for the Cardinals. I’ve decided to wear red tomorrow in honor of their win. 

Problem:    I own two articles of clothing that are red. 

                     1. Summery red dress that isn’t quite work appropriate.

                     2. Nutcracker dance sweatshirt from 3rd grade.

                         Also not quite work appropriate. 

Solution:   Avoid the situation and go to Milwaukee. 

Male Co-worker: Wow, Jenny did you get a haircut?

Me: Yes, I did last night!

Male Co-worker:………

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he isn’t quite a fan of my new stylish look. 

purchased. estimated arrival date- april 29

purchased. estimated arrival date- april 29

So my Easter consisted of me becoming infatuated with the UKULELE. I’ve decided I’m going to learn how to be a great uke player. You’ve heard it hear first. I will be purchasing one as an Easter present to myself and will have songs mastered my graduation weekend. I’ll be playing at my party. Everyone get ready to be amazed. 

A little taste of what I could sound like….

Happy Easter from the Mays family!

While I love all the new episodes from The Mansion Films, I’ll always be a fan of the original.